Knockin' on the sky

tastefullyoffensive:

Well Dressed Animals With Rap Quotes by Berkley Illustration

Previously: Rap Lyrics as Poetry

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

southernsnowdogs:

I wonder if everyone is allergic to peppers and that’s why they’re spicy.

Peppers actually produce different compounds called capsaicinoids (capsaicin is the most familiar and is produced by chili peppers). It’s typically not harmful but causes that spicy, burning feeling because it tricks your pain receptors into thinking they hurt. It’s thought to be an evolutionary thing, deterring animals from eating them, because their teeth destroy the seeds, and allowing more birds, who don’t destroy the seeds, to eat them which lets the seeds germinate.

Fun fact: Some tarantulas produce capsaicinoids in their venom, which is what causes that same burning feeling.

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

This is terrifying! You’re manipulating probability, not reality, so something has to happen to cause that change. Did that person drop 1 mil in front of you because they were just carried off by an enormous eagle intent on feeding its young with the blood of humans? Are you now the opposite gender because you’re the star in some ill-conceived Hollywood flop directed by M. Night Shamalongadingdong about body switching?! Is your tub brimming with bubbly mac and cheese because the mac and cheese murderer made you his next victim??!!! THATS HIS SIGNATURE MAN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

So anyway, my point is, manipulate reality, not probability. Don’t have 1 mil? Now this piece of lint is 1 mil! Want to be the opposite gender? Now your vag is a dick! Want some mac and cheese? Go ahead, play jesus and turn that water into cheesy goodness.

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

witchofspacetime:

OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THOR PAGE OF ALL TIME 

crabbington:

hugheslair:

sansaofhousestark:

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

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