Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.
Are we also gonna ignore the YEARS of unimaginable psychological and physical torture she went through? BUT LUNAR, I hear you whine, BATMAN WATCHED HIS PARENTS DIE AND EXPERIENCEd THAT STUFF TOOOOOOOO. Except no. Her torture, training, wtf ever you want to call it was specifically designed to turn her into a spy/killing machine to do whatever her puppeteers wanted. False memories were planted in her mind on a regular basis and not only did she over come the brainwashing and psychological torture, she developed her own sense of right and wrong, and defected to the US. She even works against the Red Room program that is responsible for brainwashing her and others. Oh, and lets not forget that she can ACTUALLY WORK WITH OTHERS. Also, she manages to work through a lot of the psychological scars left behind from that era of her life and is able to heal and recognize the importance of relationships. You know, because Batman did that so much. The only person Batman could work with was Robin and that hardly counts because those were never equal partnerships. DID I ALSO MENTION that Black Widow is a strong female role model and anyone who dislikes her can jump off a fucking cliff because she’s great to read?
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted
I SWEAR THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER WHO FUCKING BROUGHT IT BACK
HARRY POTTER FANS WATCH THIS
HOLY SHIT IT IS VERY VERY VERY VERY COOL
Oh my gosh this is legit one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in my life! This is SO COOL, seriously just click on it, oh my gosh.
This is how I imagined wizard duels I actually like this better than the duels in the movie because there are spells that actually do things other than make stuff explode.If I didn’t know better I would have thought that this was professionally made, WOW. <3
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I…
there is a hell, believe me i’ve seen it
where are we going? *clap clap clap* TO STEAL SOME SOULS.
Say it with me! E̶͓͓L͉̩̗͍͕̤͉̟̀͟ ̮̗͘F̧̜͓̘̪̮̪U͚̲̜͕̺̖̺͍͎E̟͈̬͈̥̟̤̝G͚̱̟͡O̷̶̙̹̫͖͔͉ ̸̵̭̠̲͢D̸͙̠̬̮͞È͏̘̩̥L̵͎͙̺̼̦̥̖ͅ ̷̢̻̦̟̱̺̲I̥͚̰̟̗̩͟Ń̲͈͝F̵̱̟́I҉̟̖͓̘͉͕͉ͅE͔͎̭̩̻͓R̯̬̜̠̦̕N͍̰̠̺͜O̼̠ͅ
I JUST FUCKING LOST IT